Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas Patent Style

In the spirit of the season we bring you our latest invention, patent argot style.  The prosecution of our claim continues.  Feel free to infringe while we wait for the first Office Action.  Not to worry, the practicing, non-practicing, and patent assertion entities are all in on the fun.
All the Best From the Crew at Way Better Patents.

Holiday Greetings from Frosty the Article Holding Figurine.

We claim a method of communicating holiday greetings comprising a representational snowman like figure offered in combination with a social expression communication associated with an occasion, holiday, or event; delivered via a communication network wherein the communication network comprises a computer connected to a telecommunications device that facilitates exchange of greetings via the Internet through posts on a weblog, a weblog being a web-based journal that contains periodic posts usually in reverse chronological order.

Frosty the Article Holding Figurine with his preferred embodiment article, the jacket, casually thrown over his shoulder and the inscrutable yet determined look on the upper orbital section of the facial structure is no ordinary a snowman shaped object, he is a figurine of action. He strikes a dashing pose with his top hat-like structure affixed to the upper portion of the preferred embodiment snowman-like shape. The representational human visage let's us know this article holding figurine is no victim of the politically correct as represented by the corn-cob pipe like smoking apparatus clinched in dual elliptical indents designed to represent a notional mouth. In the preferred embodiment he is on the way to a festive holiday gathering to join his other patented figurine, ornamental, and decorative cohorts including the snowman shaped Christmas tree, in celebration of the holiday season.
In some preferred embodiments, Frosty, the Article Holding Figurine, an ornamental member in deed, further comprises a variety of features, including, but not limited to, one or more means for attachment to a Christmas Tree.  In the preferred embodiment, the ornaments are provided with hooks whereby our man Frosty may be hung from a Christmas tree. Alternatively, he may be placed on a flat surface, such as a fireplace mantel. where the display is intended as a Christmas display.  In the fireplace mantel embodiment  tunes, preferably  Christmas carols, are provided to enhance the social occasion experience.  Nowhere within the prior art to the best of applicant's knowledge is there found a more sincere wish for a happy and healthy holiday season to all of our friends and colleagues.